Horrible Revenge and Nevishness

I am doing the whole misdirected anger at Nev for leaving me drinking vodka with a madman until 3am this morning thing. So here are his answers to some silly email that Ben sent around. there are some good Nevisms included. Although nobody seems to know what "hughy" is in Q 8.

1. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? [Neville Gawley] this is a computer, I don't multitask
2. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? [Neville Gawley] now
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? [Neville Gawley] my mouse
4. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE BOARD GAME? [Neville Gawley]
5. FAVOURITE MAGAZINE? [Neville Gawley] a full one
6. BABIES? [Neville Gawley] why not
7. FAVOURITE SOUND? [Neville Gawley] "will that be all, Sir?"
8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  [Neville Gawley] Hughy
9. FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING? [Neville Gawley] oh look, its morning
10. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? [Neville Gawley] when it fucking rings
11. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? [Neville Gawley]
12. FAVOURITE COLOUR? [Neville Gawley] vibrant
13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN YOUR LIFE?[Neville Gawley] life
14. FAVOURITE FOOD? [Neville Gawley] food
15. If you could PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?[Neville Gawley] people
16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? [Neville Gawley] fast compared to what?
17. SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? [Neville Gawley]
18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? [Neville Gawley]
19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? [Neville Gawley]
20. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?[Neville Gawley] me
21. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? [Neville Gawley] the one I'm drinking
22. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR? [Neville Gawley] the fucking spare
24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? [Neville Gawley] what is this job thing? I do things, stuff happens
25. PEOPLE LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND To THIS EMAIL? [Neville Gawley] The people I didn't send it to
26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? [Neville Gawley] some genius hard coded it into the human condition
27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? [Neville Gawley] it alright I have one on order
28. FAVOURITE MOVIE? [Neville Gawley]
29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? [Neville Gawley]
30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? [Neville Gawley]
31. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? [Neville Gawley] 0
32. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? [Neville Gawley] sport and watching invalidate this sentence
33. SAY AT LEAST ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? [Neville Gawley]
34. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE? [Neville Gawley] anywhere
35. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? [Neville Gawley]
36. BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY? [Neville Gawley]
37. TECHNOLOGY OR ART? [Neville Gawley] there is a difference?
38. COMEDY OR HORROR? [Neville Gawley]
39. FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE? [Neville Gawley] Mountains
40. FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY? [Neville Gawley] Now
41. THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT?  [Neville Gawley]
43. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED? [Neville Gawley] in a massage parlour
44. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY? [Neville Gawley] find the dividing line and I'll tell you
45. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? [Neville Gawley] then
46. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE KITCHEN ITEM? [Neville Gawley] the food
47. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY? [Neville Gawley] fake blood on the bathroom floor 2 weeks later
48. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR 4x4? [Neville Gawley]
49. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE? [Neville Gawley]
50. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON? [Neville Gawley] Now
51. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? [Neville Gawley] obliviousness
52. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? [Neville Gawley] The best are those only the intimate can see so why bother.
53. CAN YOU JUGGLE? [Neville Gawley] meetings, money, people, of course
54. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE DAY? [Neville Gawley] Today
55. WHICH DO YOU PREFER SUSHI OR HAMBURGER? [Neville Gawley] Sushi burger
56. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU WILL EMAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND FIRST? [Neville Gawley] Me if I Cc myself
57. WHO DID YOU RECEIVE THIS FROM?[Neville Gawley]
58. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CARTOON? [Neville Gawley]
59. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL? [Neville Gawley] The next one
60. IF YOU COULD TAKE A VACATION ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD IT BE? [Neville Gawley] Here
61. DO YOU HAVE PETS? [Neville Gawley] 

One Response to “”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Hughy and Ralph are a drunks two best friends, a drunk will often be heard calling for hughy or ralph while he’s gertting sick.

    nev

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